Quotable Quotes... By JUMPER...

• God did not make us to worship him or fear him or love him … He made us to live our lives. We are all his ‘soap operas’ and he’s just enjoying the show…
• Dude! You are my life… And life’s a bitch… 
• Do you know how women are able to make chutiya’s of us men so easily? Coz they have one brain and we have two… And we use the second…
• Everything has a funda… 
• If you try to stereotype everyone then u will end up with 6 billion or so stereotypes…
• No matter how hard you try to be a nice person, there will always be someone there who calls you a ‘kameena’…